Robert ♍︎

trying my best but failing | he/him

[Robert ♍︎ @robmitchell1014]

coming to college has made me an astrology gay

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

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[Robert ♍︎ @robmitchell1014]

@DXRacer @t_mic13

[Sazón Papi @GrillmoreSlim]

This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.

[Ｎ 𝔼 Ø @UpdatesByNeo]

my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

There’s just not enough time in the day

*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*

[X @XaviercMiller]

Moving out of your city before you have anything that ties you down (kids, relationships, etc) is one of the best things you can do in your 20s.

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

parents when you mention your mental illness might have something to do with how you were raised

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

Sorry i told you about my mental illness do you still think i’m hot

[gaylor swift @samlewie]

“i wore a mask every day! everywhere i went! i still got covid! they don’t work!”

[Zoah Hedges-Stocks 🎠 @Zoah_HS]

THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE.

HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.

[Hailey💫 @haileytirado]

Donald Trump is anti-american and is a threat to national security. He caused this. I said what I said

[frijoliz @frijoliz]

Idk who needs to hear this but steal that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s wearing store bought perfume.

[Skoog @Skoog]

Idk who needs to hear this but drink that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s.

[T A Y 🤎 @_Tayboogiee_]

I can’t wait to start my own family traditions 🥺

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

gentle reminder: