Lil crusty

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

Im so dumb I thought Little Women was an Indian in the Cupboard situation until I saw the movie

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

Seeing red sox fans at Wrigley is wild...you left Boston and said "nah make it colder"

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

sometimes taking the high road feels like the biggest middle finger you can give

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

thanks assholes

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

If youre not using a tongue scraper after brushing this tweet gonna change you

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

@mattd0e Bc we're big fatties and everything needs to be salty sweet and slide down our fat gullet

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

@PresidentXiCHN Bro stfu

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

when i was a kid i thought the NY football teams played at the "metal" lands not "meadow" ... way less cool tbh

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

Symptoms include diarrhea, nausea and a big back

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

If the sauna didn't have health benefits this shi would be the zestiest activity of all time

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

Bro i swear I'd say one of my dogs was on deaths door if it weren't for the ferocity with which she licked her ass

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

The best sports mascot is the Toronto raptors and It's not even close

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

Nah bro chatgpt actually my therapist after this one

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

Jarvis play sad white people music

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

poop francis

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

clearing my calendar for no reason

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

I wish every ad on TV wasn't products that make Americans fat AND the supposed "cures" for being fat

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

zillow but you can comment/ridicule sellers for their insane asking prices in this market

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

brb checking on all my enemies on linkedin

[Lil crusty @RobMortenson]

fwiw my friends and I also take to signal when we want to talk about bombing countries