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i was born, i went to school, i will die..

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What an exciting day I've had. I used this tool to press metal studs into things to hold them together. It was rivetting.

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just got told to "fuck off" by an 80's ska band. thats just bad manners.

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@CaraLisette Hester

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The Society of Complainers should change their name to "IMRC"

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg People are weird

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who's the coolest person in the hospital?

- the ultrasound guy

when the ultrasound guy's on his super-fly holiday, who's coolest then?

- the hip replacement dude

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Last night I fell down the stairs, screaming and carrying some tin foil and I accidentally got through to the finals of The Eurovision song contest

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@boxmooryoga I saw a bee

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For my wife's birthday I have been practicing waving like one of her favourite authors. I will get up early on her birthday and surprise her with the wave.
It's not much, it's just a Tolkien gesture.

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@stephenblanchar That's ok. I'm fucking stupid anyway.

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@boxmooryoga @PrivateEyeNews @stephenblanchar ?

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@DaftLimmy Have you heard "Get Lucky"?

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@urbanponds_101 @ChrisGPackham Foxes

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@MadScientistFF In the crunch-hungry dark

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@Cobratate I liked it best when the star of the show was a pizza box

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@TheSimonEvans I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's the same hornet they used in 2018.

I hope it's getting royalties.

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@MysterySolvent Pork Markets

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@GoldingBF I agree, that those Golliwogs are not racist, because they are made of cloth and stuffing and therefore possess no means of rational thought. You, on the other hand, are made from flesh and possess a brain, but choose to think the way you do. Dick.

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@BorisJohnson She killed my community and many others.

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@SuellaBraverman @AbdulazizSNA Did he arrive on a small boat?