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a piece of trash in the body of an angel

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The only people who aren’t annoying are boring and that is annoying

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after extensive research, i’m sorry capricorns, you are not for me

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when ppl do karaoke and think they’re good i cannot

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thinking about the time my boss said a monkey could do my job :)

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sometimes you gotta leave work early and get yourself a little treat

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i’ve come a long way from the first or second time i ever moved and we were throwing knives in dresser drawers

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moving is so embarrassing

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s/o the mechanic for finishing my car today, charging 3k but giving me a free gift of a pen

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this is the 14th time i’ve had to move and you’d think i’d be better at it

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moving is cruel and unusual punishment

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my ex invited me to a bbq and i was like idk when is it and he was like idk and i was like idk then prolly not and he was upset by that answer and i’m like you literally didn’t plan anything…….???

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i literally just want to break shit i’m so unhappy :)

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love waking up at 4:30 in the morning unable to go back to sleep because i’m already furious about the rest of my day

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@eringraye yeah it’s my fault my car repairs cost 3k

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i love when someone tells me i should have done everything differently 🙃

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idk what i did in a past life but they really got me suffering this time thru

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was looking forward to my birthday for a second…shame on me

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i hate when ebay know they don’t make something anymore

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i hate when you get picked up by the uber driver who clearly does not approve of your life choices

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@SavingNovember cement and chip were sooooo cute together and completely feral cat being a cat vibes

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my roommate moved out with their cat and chip clearly misses foolin around with her and has taken to bullying sports in her absence