Land Shark Enthusiast

reach for the sports. 💫

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Dammit make this video the National Anthem

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

[Land Shark Enthusiast @roboconrad]

Thought @ShutdownFullcas would appreciate this info.

[Max Jordan Nguemeni @MaxJordan_N]

“He gon buy me Gucci if I ask for it.” - Clarence Thomas

[Land Shark Enthusiast @roboconrad]

@gareth_h42

[Daniel Knowles @dlknowles]

I discovered a type of vehicle mania I like. My piece this week is about the growing number of Americans importing 25 year old tiny Japanese "Kei" pickup trucks to do actual pickup truck work, for much less than a giant luxury American pickup costs:

https://t.co/6YIlhmI5T0

[Vacation Bible School Podcast 🏳️‍🌈 @VBSpodcast]

Jesus to Mary Magdalene

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

Jesus: Honor my sacrifice by refusing meat on all holy days and each Friday.

John the fisherman: *slides Jesus $20*

Jesus: Also, Fish isn’t meat.

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

jesus: what do people call the day i was crucified
me: good friday. we call it "good friday"
jesus: what the fuck

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is taking a 1.5-year-old to a sit-down restaurant

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

this classic is once again relevant:

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

happy An Alleged Incident in Philadelphia day ☘️☘️

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

Northern Kentucky’s band director is an animal.

[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

rt for good luck today

https://t.co/9kEqtKFUmZ