Alex Murphy

1/2 robot, 1/2 man, 100% swag. my best friends are shrek and santa. party every night. mrs. claus makes dope cookies. we spend alot of time exploding sharknados

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I love humpty and his wall. These horses and men are just sad. I'd make humpty great again #trumpbookreport

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Where can i find this one ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them? #trumpbookreport

[Alex Murphy @robocopswag]

I love ther raven, i have a great relationtip with the raven, i quote the raven, nevermore respect for the raven then me.
#trumpbookreport

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I was against the raven knocking, ask anyone. We should build bigger chainber doors and launch a sneak atack on the raven #trumpbookreports

[Alex Murphy @robocopswag]

Romeo and juliett is about this 13 year old girl who doesnt mary an old ritch prince. This book is bigly wrong #trumpbookreports

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Instead of #dicksout for #Harambe i do robococks out

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I have a new bit for @jackassworld test out the ED209

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@SuicideSquadWB put me in coach

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@SuicideSquadWB the answer to your whole "we need guys in case the superheros get out of controll" problem, is standing right in front of u

[Alex Murphy @robocopswag]

@dragoo_quotes *miles preforms monolauge and says its by d.l. larson* "is that written by kai(another student in the class)?"

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@dragoo_quotes "wow she is a very pretty young woman"

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@Sethrogen i was inspired by the fact that you wrote superbad when you were in high school. I've started writing a musical. Any advice?

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@ColorDotz @kanyewest are you still giving away the yeezys

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I think @kanyewest is the perfect human. I think god was just hoping one of his children would turn out that perfect when he made adam.

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@shakeygraves this is a fake account my real name is Truman

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@shakeygraves I am asongwriter at AHS I would really like to meet you today I am in Nick nicklebee I am a fan and SUPER PSYCHED for the show

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Watched a new hope. The droids don't even hold a gun! But it got a better score on rotten tomatoes. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. Only explanation.

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WHY DOES OPTAMIS PRIME GET TO STAR IN A MOVIE WITH MARK WAHLBERG?!?! @michaelbay MAKE ME A MOVIE. you already have explosion scorce material

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Did you all know that the original Robocop was almost rated nc-17? It was then re edited to be a hard R. I'd like to see terminator do that.

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Batman has a no kill rule. Hah wuss.
"Robocop has 4 directives. hah tool" -batman
Damnit