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Reality is a concept

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@simmons_dwain Nigga what

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Oswald
Peppa Pig
Little Bear
Baby Einstein
Guess How Much I Love You
Blue’s Clues
Max & Ruby
Teletubbies
Rolie Polie Olie
Barney
Angelina Ballerina
Big Comfy Couch
Rug Rats
Pingu
I Spy
Sesame Street
Caillou
Tumble Leaf
Puffin Rock…
These are some calmer shows for kids

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

I miss when kids shows used to be so calm and boring, but in a good way!

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Alright white folks you know what it’s time for….
The George Floyd Stomp
(With the Knee Drop dance move)
With “No Air” by Jordan Sparks playing

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

Black Americans have started a trend called the “Austin Bop,” where they dance to a song made about Austin Metcalf’s death while reenacting the stabbing that claimed his life.

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@CAPTAlNE0 I think a Bee Gees x MJ collab would go crazy

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@DobberHockey Who cares if it’s dented it’s like a thousand years old and has probably been jizzed on a few times

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@bitefemmes I want to be Michael Jackson pretty

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@bblmariah This video contributed to my sexual awakening

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@Thefurryeddhead @highsunex @PopCrave Everyone knows it’s the burial grounds

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Screw money, screw surgeons. I will give myself this nose job with my own hands. I will have the perfect, upturned doll nose crafted by kitchen knives and nail glue. Mark my fucking words, God is on my side.

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@highsunex @PopCrave Brazil puts on a blasphemous parade mocking Jesus each year. It’s God’s wrath shedding no mercy on that sinful hell hole

[Makar Truther🇺🇸 @MakarTruther98]

@creativeburne Most people are over-socialized and would be better off being put in a white padded room for 20 hours a week without technology.

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

😂😂😂

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He accepted his fate

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@MakarTruther98 You gotta tough it out and put those zits on full display like we had to

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@Midfieldhq I hope he knows that he will only keep getting shit done until his face is permanently fucked

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Hey @Clavicular0 I just got out of the hospital I passed out and hit my head had to get staples, I was on dxm + fentanyl + Wellbutrin + gabapentin all inspired by you bro I keep those pills STACKED ! Locked and LOADED!!! I just be mixin up anything in my claviculair

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@y2khunter This actually pisses me off so much bc my daughters name is Mira and she’s BEAUTIFUL and not a FAT MALE

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My jaw is on the floor

[rue🦭 @booruee_]

Yeah Can we talk about this

[aka @akafaceUS]

You can’t make this up