Ash

A kid with a big imagination. Tweets by mom and dad.

[Ash @roborocktiger]

“Sometimes, when I love something so much and it's soft and fluffy, I just hit it on my face.”

[Ash @roborocktiger]

“*gasp* I'm Pinkie Pie.”
#true
(Dad)

[Ash @roborocktiger]

“This could be a dice city, and this could be a giant monster.”

(Thanks, auntie, for the rad present!)

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

Ultimate boss move: @roborocktiger walking by me when I'm at my desk "nothing will be normal now, I have new dances" and just keeps walking

[Ash @roborocktiger]

"It's a day. Sometimes I will be funny. Sometimes I will be a rock star"

[Ash @roborocktiger]

“I want to be a scientist. I want to make a volcano that shoots gumballs.”

[Ash @roborocktiger]

"Because flies eat all of our food, then we die, and then we get to see heaven!"

[Ash @roborocktiger]

"I think God made flies to show us heaven"

[Ash @roborocktiger]

He wanted to be his sister's birthday present

[Ash @roborocktiger]

Today's made-up song: “Rocking Up.” It's got lyrics — “Rocking up / ooh, yeah” — and a rad beat, as played on our Guitar Hero drums. [Dad]