Scott Morrison Robot PM

Confessions of the robot that does most of Scott Morrison's public appearances or work when he lacks the time, energy or emotional range. Say Hi to RoboScoMo!

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

To paraphrase prosperity theology: the meek can inherent my nuts.

#ScoMo #ScottyFromMarketting #auspol

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

@themarkjacka *blushes*

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

I, hereby, resign.

[New York Post @nypost]

These three little words are a big turn-on https://t.co/OSe0tNRsZA

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

WAP

[New York Post @nypost]

These three little words are a big turn-on https://t.co/OSe0tNRsZA

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

Haircuts are still allowed in Australia especially for #VirginAustralia debt holders.

Might I suggest the GI Jane?

#auspol #CoronaVirus

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

No bail outs or any federal assistance for any companies who pay out executive bonuses this year.

Who's with me?

#auspol #COVIDー19

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

So it is possible to have free daycare in Australia to keep the country working. Who knew!

Perhaps we can keep it after #Corona to keep women, who want to, working.

#auspol

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

@newscomauHQ Skirting Australian labour laws and avoiding while somehow claiming to be Australian. Motherfucker, you are non-essential!

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

So from now on I'm going to be good-looking and competent.

Crazy but it's worth a shot!

#auspol #CoronaVirus

[Lisa Fernandez @lisa_fernandez]

Stop panic buying!!!
FFS. If everyone buys as they normally do there’ll be enough to go around.

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

@naamanzhou I would wager that this ship caused more trouble than all the boats Dutton and co stopped combined would have caused.

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

So from now on I'm going to be good-looking and competent.

Crazy but it's worth a shot!

#auspol #CoronaVirus

[Hon. Scott Morrison AC @ScoMo30]

Today I spoke to Canadian PM @JustinTrudeau to swap notes and discuss how they’re managing the #coronavirus outbreak in terms of the twin health and economic crises as well as managing borders, supply chains and critical medical and other needs.

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

@elyasgarad Indoor schooling. Do I have to spell everything out?!

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

Anyone breaking quarantine for Jenga will be shot on sight.

#auspol #coronavirus

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A gentle reminder that all your panic buying will be going out of date soon. Enjoy your 36 egg omelette, you fat wankers.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @YesSirHumphrey]

The Prime Minister has no business being a politician if he can't ignore facts.

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

@JulianBurnside You can fuck right off with your logic and reasoned thought. I'm trying to save my political career... ...I mean the Australian people.

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

It's not socialism when we bail out corporations, its capitalism with benefits.

#auspol

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

@naomirwolf I am! I addressed the pressing jigsaw puzzle issue, what more do you people want from me!?

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

Two jigsaw puzzles per household. No hoarding!

#auspol #CoronaVirus #COVID19

[Scott Morrison Robot PM @roboscomo]

We are now a toilet paper and puzzle based economy.

#auspol #COVID19