i love tacos

dumb thoughts riddled w/ typos

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I just wrote a review on Dane Reynolds (Single Tab) https://t.co/ZmLY5gwLHc via @yotpo

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Three women at work today have shit their pants because John Stamos got engaged at Disneyland over the weekend. It smells bad in here.

[Senator Bob Corker @SenBobCorker]

It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Get ready. Trailer tomorrow. #TheLastJedi

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @wapo You are fucking nutjob. Resign immediately.

Also, you and all of your cronies and evil children are going to rot in jail. Sad.

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@TonjaWalker You are a retarded dipshit. Delete your account and f off forever. You're not racist, you're clueless.

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@kathleenoscadal @slpng_giants @VANS_66 What the f, @tannergud @danegudauskas Tell Vans to shut this crap down. Not very "positive vibes" ad targeting. 🤷‍♂️😡👎

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@oliviasolon Also, apologies for human beings being frightening and awful. 😔

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@oliviasolon Doing some HTML5 banner ads at work today. Mind if we use this?

Might be the edge our aftermarket spark plug and alternator client needs.

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Amazed how they fit so many things I don't give a shit about into one car

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@OnlineAlison No. Don't ruin your kid's life just because you're a fun, quirky Twitter personality. That would suck.

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@Foursquare @PandoraBrands No.

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Working at a job I absolutely hate is turning me into an even bigger asshole than I already am. So, today at lunch I emailed in my 2 weeks'.

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Holy crap, Trump just fled the country to France. Quick, Parisians, one of you make a citizen's arrest before he gets away.

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The fact that our president retweets Fox & Friends (multiple times a day) makes my fucking brain melt/hurt.

What in the actual fuck?

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@IssaAsad Wow. You are easily one of the lamest and most boring people on Twitter. And you spent $ to let me know it. Thanks... I guess.

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@Foursquare @FoursquareGuide Nobody cares. Your heyday was years ago. Move on with your life, everyone else has.

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TFW you decide you're never going to use this job as a reference and you're just going to coast and fuck off until you quit or get fired.

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Met a head honcho of my company today @ work. He dresses like Guy Fieri's dad's coke dealer. And we have to dress biz casual. Seems unfair.

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@lukeoneil47 Sad, but absolutely true.😔