andrea palmer

[andrea palmer @robot773]

My body is very attracted to your body but when you talk my brain gets angry

[andrea palmer @robot773]

Kid in skins is wearing a cancer bats t-shirt #wat #how #2009

[andrea palmer @robot773]

What if you wake first?#racistnotracist

[andrea palmer @robot773]

K dude on the bus..could you be any more creepier? #ithinknot

[andrea palmer @robot773]

Falling asleep to fog horns is the best

[andrea palmer @robot773]

Alcohol will kill all the germs making me sick, right?

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@lanerbrown it was like canvas and leather straps. So impressed

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@lanerbrown just saw a girl with a hipster fanny pack. No joke

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@mariabuhne bradley cooper <3

[andrea palmer @robot773]

K these months of shittiness can stop now

[andrea palmer @robot773]

"Go tell your friends that I taught you about the devil!"-my poli prof

[andrea palmer @robot773]

Someone bring me steak

[andrea palmer @robot773]

People that disrupt the flow of a 4 way stop need to burn

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@rickygervais watching the first episode of Derek, all the way from canada. Just wonderful :)

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I don't care how hot you think you are on the outside.
Your innards a mad gross yo.

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@helloimaaren that's why you guys drink at home. #underagestyle

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@helloimaaren waste

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@helloimaaren you're cut off

[andrea palmer @robot773]

Doooont even know what colour my hair is anymore

[andrea palmer @robot773]

@robdelaney: Is heaven missing an angel? Because it looks like your face got burned off or some shit entering Earth’s atmosphere.@cas_cas11