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@TheRealDudja 21 and drake fs

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So there were giants here, there’s bones and stuff but I totally get why we killed them off. No way we want our women seein those fattazz hogs . Bro we gotta Kill em. Let them evanesce into myth. Fade those 4 foot fucksticks into fallacy . They’ll say they’re a fairytale someday

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My girl at work delivering a baby rn. It’s cool she can do what she do w them babies but. She a mid wife fr

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Imagine being a poltergeist and Kevin Gates horny ass moves into the house that you haunt 😬 Just him by himself bangin ur line w that ouiji board every night Talkin bout splittin u open and expressing like dogs

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She all mad at me for pulling out (of the condom)

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@ianmiles wtfff

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I be in her ear like

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

The world's most dangerous bird

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Jack? And a giant? And the beans talk? Mm yea..I’m not buyin it buddy..

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If gramma got plastic on her furniture she expecting a murder or a squirter 👀
which one is yours expecting

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Good mornin real ones

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My girlfriend said someone she knows thought “Aw, tysm!” was code for *autism*

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Lead with love (but fuck dem hoes)

I rly can’t stand dude. But just saying that exposes how BETA I am . Prally worse than beta I’m like, a EPSILON..Maybe even a MU male

[QUACK @RichQuack]

TOP G lead with love

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Palms are sweaty, there’s vomit on earls sweatshirt already 😱

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Fun fact, the letters in RED in the Bible are meant to be read in the TRAPOHOLICS MIXTAPE voice

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@0ROCHlM4RU Yea and maybe I value my life more than theirs Some burglars are armed dood

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Led Zepstien . Missin my boi. And I know twitter always fuckin w him. He put me onto all y’all. Anyone I follow, he made my twitter and followed y’all for me. It’s gonna be a party in limbo cause we ain’t decisive enough for heaven or hell . See y’all there

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So Clark Kent just tosses his glasses to the side EvErY TiMe he changes to super man?? Or does he hold them the whole time he fights lol what’s up w the glssses

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@Cobratate Destroys “a Bible” not “the Bible” … it’s just one book . There are thousands more and this didn’t hurt them or the words inside. So quit trippin y’all

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Jumping to conclusions aka “premature extrapolation.”

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@0ROCHlM4RU L o l ily