Robot Dad

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@TheAmboys I know two things that work: pasta or live chicken

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It's not too late to give your loved ones the precious gift of pasta or live chicken this holiday season! Standard shipping rates apply.

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Going to bed, Twitter. Be up in about 96 hours. If you get hungry, http://t.co/KnYCy4cqpQ, but I'll also be making Thursday deliveries

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This holiday season give the gift that keeps on giving: Pasta or live chicken #seasonsgreetings #findyoursignal

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It's raining on a Friday, the perfect time to kick back with some pasta or live chicken. #Foodiechats #letmeknow #theaterockshopus

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It's here at last! http://t.co/ww7NUgqMGj Follow me on Twitter #theaterockshopus #findyoursignal #manasquan

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Luckily, we get 94.3 in the cloud... http://t.co/TFGiMuOV4O @943thepoint

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Part #theater, part #rockshow, part #dance opus! Please check this out! http://t.co/onyIj83xvj #nonprofit #jerseyshore #supportthearts #play

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Just flew into Florida and boy are my arms tired ... from lugging my bags through the terminal at the airport #soheavy #theaterockshopus

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Celebrate Columbus Day the Columbus way with pasta or live chicken! #theaterockshopus #ColumbusDayBrunch #findyoursignal

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Oodles of noodles for food'll be splendid. You'll relish this dish and wish this never ended! #pastarhymes #theaterockshopus #findyoursignal

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If you like macaroni, thank someone named Tony. #theaterockshopus #pastarhymes @TonyDanza #gratitude #findyoursignal

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Holy Moley! Mushroom ravioli! http://t.co/AHOTdWOWGQ #pastarhymes #theaterockshopus #findyoursignal

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I'd cross the Sahara for some penne marinara! #hyperbole #pastarhymes #theaterockshopus #findyoursignal

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It's the weekend already? Then eat some spaghetti! #theaterockshopus #pastarhymes #findyoursignal

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@NarraHATERmitm What about teenie weenie rotini? #theaterockshopus #pastarhymes #slimandsatisfiedsolutions

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Don't be a meanie, eat some rotini! #theaterockshopus #findyoursignal #pastarhymes

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When you're feeling hungry but also a little kooky, go for some fusilli pasta. It's fusilly! #theaterockshopus #fusilli #findyoursignal

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It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a ripoff http://t.co/ILSP6AGrXZ See the OG here http://t.co/a9TdvYzlqL #hashtag #oghashtag

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@AshleyMITM Certainly! Would you prefer pasta or live chicken? #theaterockshopus #findyoursignal