Bort Taiber

daddio, food eater, bad joke teller. sicko & lover of philly sprots, souls games, final fantasies. recovering twitter enthusiast. profile pic by @digrupert

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

Since 1997, Nick Foles has more playoff wins and Super Bowls than the Dallas #Cowboys.

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

Heading to the big blue sky hope to see you there

[. @MustBeCharm]

This shit wild, cause they gave Trump credit for Obama’s economy then blamed Biden for Trump bad economy & ultimately won because of it

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[solemnly] “your dave and busters tickets will be worthless under a harris administration”

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

Just dropped off my third van of illegals (from Delaware) to vote in Pennsylvania on #ElectionDay !!!

WE'RE NOT GOING BACK!

is what they said to me about the return trip to their home country, Delaware.

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

@philatticus bourbon glazed pulled deng sliders

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

It's published.

We ran 80,000 simulations tonight.

My wife left me in 79,999.

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@notyouravgma Pressed duck is woke now smh

[Chloe ❤️‍🔥 @chloestrix]

.@philatticus on RedZone!!!!!!!!!!

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Need Robert to start campaigning for the M lot Michelin Star @philatticus

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

The third investor is you, the fans.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Phillies Managing Partner and CEO John Middleton announced today that three new investors will be added to the team’s ownership group – Mitchell L. Morgan, Guntram J. Weissenberger Jr. and a third investor who wishes to remain anonymous.

Full release ⤵️

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

DO SOMETHING @Phillies

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Fans of all 28 other teams you now have permission to tweet “DO SOMETHING” at their social media manager

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@brimil big fan of the table cake

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@ssscorvus as a suburb-city-suburb person there are multiple pros and cons to each and strip malls definitely arent in the pros for either lol

[Open Borders Jon 🌐🏗️ @OpenBordersJon]

Recession is when having a burrito brought to your house by a private chauffeur is expensive

[Disillusioned... 🥷 @TeslaTruckClub]

Ok, so the measurements on Scout Traveler were wrong and/or confusing. It’s 190.9” long without the spare. This makes the comparison with R1S look much better.

Here is my comparison rescaled with the new length:

[Bort Taiber @robothero]

@Hilbe I need to temper myself because it’s still a few years away!