Jo

I strive not to be the #1 but to be the only 1

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The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

It's not the possession of good things that bring happiness. It is the ability to enjoy what comes. Happiness is an attitude.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

The average American’s day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles’s dart board.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

[Jo @robotic_icon]

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

[Jo @robotic_icon]

A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

Words and hearts should be handled with care... for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

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I know you've got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be - the cutest you've got.

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Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

[Jo @robotic_icon]

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there was never a cloud that the sun couldn't shine through.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. It's not hard to meet expenses.. they're everywhere.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.

[Jo @robotic_icon]

I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

[Jo @robotic_icon]

The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be... because of you. God Bless!

[Jo @robotic_icon]

How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

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There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population.