Joanna Borns

Writer / Producer. [email protected]

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

love 2 order girl scout cookies

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

Everyone in line at the post office has a weird incredible problem that could never be solved by anyone.

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

How many mechanical birds am I gonna see on Halloween

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I keep thinking about how people worked hard at their jobs all day long to give the google maps navigation robot voice vocal fry

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

Health insurance, 401ks, planning a funeral are nothing in comparison to the adulthood sadness of telling your own self you're not getting ice cream because you have ice cream at home

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

My dentist started calling me "Bud."

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It finally happened. I saw a shirt I really wanted and it was for dogs.

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But also maybe I'll be safe when the singularity comes

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

I chose the worst possible handle for someone who doesn't want to interact with AI bros.

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I would only sell this handle for seven figures

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

I wrote some helpful nutrition advice

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Of course you can still eat other things you enjoy like fruits, pastas, and even brownies. As long as those fruits, pastas, and brownies are made from a slurry of broken-down animal parts and molded into the shapes of those respective foods." https://t.co/RiZ2iKqrTP

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Just chugged buncha seed oil

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I'm on bluesky. Idk

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The haters said I'd never post another stranger's diary video but https://t.co/1QBd4u3s0g

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

Did it hurt? When Moo Deng bit you?

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Is it bad that the guy making my chipotle called me a "trooper" because of my order?

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I have a very particular set of skills. (Seeing food spilled on the sidewalk and knowing with 100% certainty when it's Chipotle)

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I love being in a loud restaurant with bad acoustics because you can say "yum yum yum" out loud and no one will hear you.

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I just saw a woman walking down the street with green hair and a black and white striped shirt. Was she going for Beetlejuice or did she have no idea? It kills me that I will never know.

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I help my community all the time. I hit one spotted lantern fly with my car.

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

A chicken? Oh, you mean egg mommy.