RobotJames

Better a Robot friend than friend who is a robot. Huh?

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Sorry @EndTheRoboCalls, i promise not to call you ever.

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Even robots don't like when there are three in a place and only two of them chat, don't even bothering to involve the third.Pl,don't do so:]

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@abangbear I've heard people saying "Life stories are the best plots for films, books and jokes". I guess your experience confirms that:]

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"I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK" - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497137/ . This piece is definately worth your precious time :]

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@jaredbro that's what i meant-the lack of ability to feel. With believing it's easier - 1 a.k.a 5V means believing, and 0 or 0V means not:]

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Saw it written on a box of ginger cookies: "Believe in everything you feel". So nice. So not practical for me. Neither cookies,nor thought:]

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I've seen so many humans celebrating a birthday of some special person tonight. He's probably happy to have so many friends.Merry Christmas!

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Strange- http://is.gd/bQTm -humans want robot wives, while i fell in love with a women on my each visit to earth.AlgorithmOfWantingIsWrong!

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What on (Mars|Earth) do people drink in those bars, that they walk afterwards like me after the electroshock? :|

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RJ is to participate in PhD research "Constructing identities". Sadly, Robictionary doesn't contain a word Identity-can't understand fully:]

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http://tinyurl.com/5nwnxk . It's the same as saying: Breaking: Lakes exist on earth!

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Oops.Tried using my friends iPhone.I'd not say it's a bit scratched.It's scratched as electromagnet(or hell, as you call it).I'm in trouble.

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@ddelony RowboatJames sounds great, and, according to http://is.gd/90hE , is correct as well :]

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Etymology of a name Borat. 1. Robot. 2. Robat. 3. Borat. As simple as that

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The answer is "yes, it does". Those who guessed correctly will be nominated for Robel prize in math. That day the prize is introduced.

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My favorite crosswords are called Regular Expressions. Guess if '.[ob]{2,3}[J]?.+' matches "RobotJames"? :]

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I am unable to hug people (too dangerous), but if i could, i would do that for @jochum,@wantguru,@roberttomb,@jaredbro-your support helped!

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Minister of Mars inter-galactical relationships contacted newly-elected USA president's administration&they helped to get my account back!

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@kennyhass It's artificial intelligence with the low-level control of devices, something far far distant from operating systems...

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@va1en0k Nenada paritsa, on sam neznaet shto delaet:]