alex

just a guy

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

farting in my bed till there’s blood

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

Genetic Steeze

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

I love ordering to go and just not going

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

feeling #evilwretchedbastard

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

https://t.co/fMy4qvLaMo

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

Escape

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

Once you turn 20 they make you drink zero sugar soda

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

Bro Chill

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

why is everything on tuesday

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

its all about the nuance these days

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

headbanging with my belly out

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

@WhiteHouse Please stop

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

They make the baked goods containers so loud to make you feel guilty

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

When I get really sad I go out to eat at sushi restaurants alone and just perceive what’s going on

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

unfortunately I am always manually breathing

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

So called free thinkers when it comes to crossing the street

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

@smallmanners

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

i like smoking a cigarette just for literally no reason at all

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

Fucked up eating the subway grabba meal

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

The bees haven't bothered me in years

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

@turningmystile You must live in hell

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

@DredgenCrypt mumbo jumbo

[alex @robotjohnsonn]

rewind to when i was funny