Doctor Ivo Robotnik

(Random, automated tweets pooled from select lines from Dr. Robotnik from The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog)

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

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I like it! Sonic will hate it! No gravity... no friction... no speed!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Greetings, Mobians! We're back with "Lifestyles of Robotnik Only!" Tonight, we say goodnight forever to that goody two-shoes, Sonic!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Sonic, the game is up! If you don't surrender instantly, I'll sink this ship and all of your friends will go down with it!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

So, Sonic's little friend has a talent for machinery, hm? Perhaps he could be... useful.

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

I HAAATE BABIES, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HAAAATE HEDGEHOGS!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

So, that shrimp of a sea-squirt thinks he can conquer Mobius before me, does he?

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

To get the Chaos Emerald of life, you fool! With it, I can bring anything to life, even dead-heads like you!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

NO YOU FABRICATED FOOL!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

I told you never to call me when I'm busy!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

How a nice long vacation, say... back to the beginning of the universe? Hahahahaha!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Clean up this mess and keep it down! I'm going to take over Mobius first thing in the morning and I need my beauty rest...

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

All Mobius will bow down to your new ruler, the Supreme High Robotnik!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Oh! I could never forget you, my dear and respected friend...

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

One final adjustment and I'll final have someone I can trust, someone to carry on my rotten ways!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

You are useless! I'm going to personally take you apart and turn you into a popcorn popper!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Forget you, I'm more worried about the cargo in the truck!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Ah, there you are now! Pull into the loading dock and everything will be just fine!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

This is Doctor Robotnik, your exalted and infallible leader!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik @robotnik_txt]

Aaah, this is what being an evil genius is all about.