Spandrew Spice

I like writing stories about robots and friendship. Co-host of Deep Cuts Podcast. Listen here:

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@greyman17761 @Channel5iveNews Chuds are so desperate to cope with their heroes being a bunch of fucking morons, they’re now gaslighting themselves into wanting to watch horrible, poorly edited content full of Ums to spite the libs.

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@TheFUmoneyclub @Channel5iveNews All interviews are edited like this you fucking idiot

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@misfitpatriot_ Making life decisions solely to make strangers angry is kind of a pitiful existence. Sorry, man.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Jeff Bezos pulled a Kamala endorsement from his paper and was present at the inauguration of a president who deported a legal citizen for protesting the government. Now is the time to remove these from your house. https://t.co/yTGiOF3Jsv

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@catturd2 Easy to not hear things that make sense when you’re a fucking idiot

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@SpencerAlthouse Oh brother. Nora Dunn refused to be in the episode Andrew Dice Clay hosted and ultimately quit SNL because of it. Avoiding being in sketches with him, if that’s even true and not just imagined by you, is not brave or virtuous.

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@kittydisks It’s some random corporation. What do you mean biased?

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@charliekirk11 You mean this obviously calculated stunt?

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I want a Rockman X100 but these fucking MK.Gee fans have inflated the price to an insane level

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@TheMikeBedard It’ll be back Monday. It’s a stunt.

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@TheMikeBedard “RIP whoever this lazy fuck was”

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@TheMikeBedard Also just so disingenuous. Saying “child” in that way is extremely common. She definitely knows she’s not literally calling her a child. Either that or she’s a fucking idiot.

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@AndrewPollackFL This is some of the most loser behavior I’ve ever seen in my life god damn

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@dom_lucre “I have been told, by my own mind, when I made this bullshit up…”

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Daniel Day Lewis as the Joker

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@elonmusk Change your algorithm to make that kind of content actually get distribution.

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These people’s lives are consumed by a never ending series of petty grievances. They don’t seem to ever experience an ounce of joy. Just a consuming obsession with how other people are getting one over on them.

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Let's debate. Should it?

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@RobSchneider We’re…here.
-Old autistic person

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@ragna1x Got you fam

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Got you fam