Robotuaries

Randomly generating the deaths of anyone who follows this account. By @irondavy.

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Gloomy Wyrd, advertising sales agent, went west today at 79 following juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. Gloomy loved shooting sport. /@thom_mcc

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Lucas Izzy Tennen passed today at 75 after a long battle with dandruff. Lucas's ashes will be scattered at sea. /@LUCAS_TENNEN

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Zeh Fernandes was taken today at 25 due to a thigh injury. Zeh was residing in Charlotte, North Carolina. /@zehf

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mark 'Flash' bonnett, ski patrol, left us today at 50 following sciatica. mark passed while at home in San Antonio, Texas. /@markbonnett

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Christopher Hannah , 49, was lost today due to a poker accident. Christopher spent these last years in Chicago, Illinois. /@chrishannah

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Vitor Caneco, 80, passed away today from a water sports accident. Vitor was a generous person who selflessly helped others. /@Caneco

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Wart Claes  passed today at 95 owing to fibromyalgia. Wart was best known for a love of graffiti. /@_wrt

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Matt Miller, 38, perished today due to Crohn's disease. Matt was loved by companion Stefanie and one child, Austin. /@mattmillerart

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Phil Quinn, flight attendant, passed today at 61 due to flaying. Phil had a life-long passion for coin collecting. /@phillmatic19

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Alison Green, gas pumping station operator, passed today at 70 from suicide. Alison will be missed by partner Emanuela. /@ohohbot

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العلوي حسن, 108, was taken today due to a hand injury. العلوي devoted these final years to the study of taxidermy. /@a12rabi

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Fyrare, accountant, passed away today at 38 due to a thymus injury. Fyrare is survived by fiance Shaun and one child, Kip. /@Fyrare

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Ali Spagnola, refrigeration mechanic, died today at 64 owing to chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, surrounded by family. /@alispagnola

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Purpleno Inc, mechanical door repairer, departed today at 40 a victim of a penis fractured by a badminton racket, suddenly. /@PURPLENO_INC

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Jim 'Viper' Reynolds, sculptor, passed today at 69 due to a dismembered brain. All of us will miss Jim's great spirit. /@jimmyrey

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Animal trainer 1upPOWERbahn, 77, was lost today from hiatal hernia. 1upPOWERbahn had a life-long passion for coin collecting. /@1upPOWERbahn

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Erica Heinz, inspector, passed today at 114 following a fencing accident. Erica was residing in Fresno, California. /@ericaheinz

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Emily Anderson, office machine operator, joined the majority today at 72 because of a travel accident. Emily loved kayaking. /@emilyand

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Larry Elder died today at 39 because of a motorcycle accident. Larry was best known for a love of fishing. /@larryelder

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Materials scientist Brian Hazard, 89, passed today after a struggle with prostate cancer. Brian loved association football. /@colortheory