Pombo’s Dad

Dad, husband, Evertonian

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

If he wants to get off, off you go mate. Done fuck all since Jan anyway, when we needed you to step up

[Christopher Beesley @CBeesleyEcho]

A lot has been said about Iliman Ndiaye’s future and now he himself has got in on the act but he’d do well to remember that it’s Everton who made him a star as his career wasn’t going anywhere fast until the Blues took a chance on him after Marseille.

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[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

For the time being I will only be communicating through recorded propaganda speeches and my newsletter of lies and bullshit. This is a just a temporary measure until I am Prime Minister, after which I will directly control the media and outlaw any criticism of the government.

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

Who’da thunk Casimero wouldn’t be able to move in these conditions

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

What’s de werlds best goalie doing there

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

They aren’t even hiding what these hydration breaks are about. It’s 75 degrees under a roof at SoFi, the announcer says “that’s the end of the first quarter,” and then it’s straight to commercials. The game is gone.

[Luke Johnson 🇺🇸 @Orly_licious]

Welcome back, #KennedyCenter!

[Alexandra Topping @LexyTopping]

I'm sorry but this is absolutely WILD. "Important witness" was David Baldwin the ex Burnley chief executive but the Premier League independent disciplinary commission were "satisfied that that did not colour his evidence" HOW? Did you give him a full-frontal lobotomy?

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

Should have been booked for diving the shithouse

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

Never a pen in a million years

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

Fucking state of Burnley in all this by the way. Been relegated again since then cos you’re fucking shite. That our fault too? Tiny town pricks

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

File this in the “will never happen again” file like all the other shite. Fuck knows how they won than and how much Chelsea are going to get sued for

[Christian Smith @TheLawyerCSmith]

EXCL: The Lawyer can reveal that Burnley has won its legal case against Everton over Everton's PSR breaches. The Toffees are to pay Burnley nearly £40m in damages and interest. Everton is expected to appeal.

https://t.co/1WbuAprLoQ

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

Considered the merits. That’s a new one 🤦‍♂️

[EFC DAILY @EFCdaily_]

🚨 Everton have considered the merits of Atalanta’s Raoul Bellanova, an Italy international, among others as they look to strengthen the right back position [@_pauljoyce]

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Tommy cares so much he can't even remember Henry's name.

[Pombo’s Dad @robr7373]

😂😂 Unreal

[f @finnandoalonso]

Oh ffs

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It's OK everyone - no need to feel pure cold rage at this one.

[Imogen @Imogenlemon02]

So Farage ran away from parliament after he was shamed by the PM.

Where did he run away to? To Oswald's in Mayfair, a private members club.

When will people wake up. He doesn’t represent you. He doesn’t understand you. He’s not like you. He’s using you.
https://t.co/pMJw5uKCYv

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

If Keir Starmer, Ed Davey or Zack Polanski or even Badenoch took a £5million bung or used the language Farage has twice..

They would be GONE. The media alone would have hounded them out of their job within a week.

There's your two tiers alright.

And it is the media.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

#SarahEverard’s killer was a serving police officer.

Back then, #NigelFarage told people not to turn a woman’s murder into attacks on men or the police.

Now he is leading attacks on the police because the suspect fits a narrative he can exploit.

Principles that change with the ethnicity of the accused aren’t principles at all.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The Shadow Home Secretary has written to the Chief Constable of Hampshire Police... sorry, my mistake - it's not the Shadow Home Secretary, it's just unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf, who bought his fantasy position and likes to pretend he's a politician.