Rob Runnels

Proud to be from Texas where Bob Wills is still the king. RIP Pimp C. Jai Guru Deva.

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

Once you transition from that fake jumper around the house to a fake golf swing you’re washed

[Rob Runnels @robrunnels]

Death, taxes, and never out-pizza-ing the Hut 🫡

[Rob Runnels @robrunnels]

Does anyone have a visor with hair that I can borrow?

[Rob Runnels @robrunnels]

@dom_lucre Shit. I am still here. (So far.)

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Thanks for listening. Feel free to unfollow me.

[Rob Runnels @robrunnels]

No one talks about the benefits of high blood pressure. Once you make the big pharma plunge and take a daily pill to lower your A1C, your life instantly improves. A 🧵:

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Now that your triglyceride levels are within a healthy range, try cliff dives with your multi-cultural extended family off the coast of Portugal. 🇵🇹

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@BarstoolOKST Gut says 7 is a successful season, and I hope I am wrong.

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@MattLoszak 👏

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@RpsAgainstTrump 🤡

[Rob Runnels @robrunnels]

@dinosaurs1969 I did this one time. I made it about 10 times and a policeman pulled me over.