Robert Schultze

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Photographer, filmmaker, lego-builder. Occasional live-tweeter of random movies

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

x/Twitter has always been a shithole, follow me on #bluesky for more trash posts
https://t.co/FKmqtcB74N

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

Hey all you #muskyboiz check out my latest instagram post https://t.co/bRESKG9dlD
will probably delete my account later lol
#photography

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Someone saw the "Smile" short and decided "hey we should make a $17m feature film out of this" I am truly baffled. Sucked hard.

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Ah, the brain games. The sweet, sweet brain games.

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Feel like I have to share this now since I'm on the topic of @WilliamShatner https://t.co/4N60RSfNt3

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"#unXplained" on #Netflix narrated by @WilliamShatner is exactly the #ridiculousness I needed tonight

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

I just had to explain to my fiancee that Patrick Swayze and Patrick Stewart are, indeed, 2 different people.

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

@L33tHR Either way I am fully erect

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

@L33tHR I'm getting more of a Carmen San Diego vibe from both, tbh

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

I noticed they no longer call it chicken "stock" but rather, "broth." What the duck am I cooking with now??

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

I just wasted the time of a phone scammer disguising himself as a federal agent. Feel like my work is done and I should go grab a brew.

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

I went to a trampoline house today and now I know the true meaning of "I'm getting too old for this shit"

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@L33tHR I don't think anybody saw that one

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

I've really enjoyed "In the Dark" but by the end of season 1/the start of season 2 it's REALLY showing it's "WB-ness".
Still enjoying, just very cautious...

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

@L33tHR 80% of the time. It works 100% of the time.

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

@L33tHR Sure ass is nice and all but... Boobz

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

@L33tHR Boobs are boobs. As a fellow boobs man I can relate.

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

I just have to watch when I'm in a bar and there's a Packers vs 49ers game on. People give me a shit. I'm not a fanatic, it's just on, ok???

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

Here's my definitive #Predator franchise ranking from best to worst:
1.Predator
2.Predators
3.Prey
4.Predator 2
And everything else was shit

[Robert Schultze @robschultze]

Which circle of hell is the DMV again?