Rob Sekay (Ubiera)

Just doing my thing in a weird space between music, technology, and philosophy.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

@CharlottedWitte How come you didn't support Aslice?

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@TransMindful I literally can't roll my eyes back far enough to match my mood on this tweet. All the trans issues on the planet and Aretha is the biggest issue. Okayyyyyyyyyy

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

Just posted a photo @ Neuse Harbour, New Bern, North Carolina https://t.co/7fNtFXHX5L

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

I can't wait for khaleesi Jackson from east st Louis to break the world record in women's 200m hurdles.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

Supporting a true hero who stands up to bullies and worse. Thanks for showing America what heroism is. @ Detroit, Michigan https://t.co/1DcZT6ByyA

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

I'm here to gawk at the twitpocalypse

Someone hand me a fiddle to play on my corner while all this shit burns.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

I just had a mental picture of a spades game, Jordan and Pippen vs Tom Brady and Gronk. It basically turned into a Saturday night live skit.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

Man's said that after Black Panther, Ant Man is his second favorite super hero because "he understands the ex-con struggle"

☠️☠️☠️

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

Man Kanye really went full Eric Benet didn't he?

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My homie said he can't eat white dinner anymore because he has too many food allergies but they put nuts in everything.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

PS If there's no POP POP in the movie we riot. Make sure that note gets to Abed please.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

Deep in my heart believe when @BrunoMars said "POP POP ITS SHOWTIME" he was making a Community reference @joelmchale @luke_youngblood #MAGNITUDE

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

Knowing what I know about Adriana Chechik, shes about to be the highest paid niche pornstar and cripple porn is suddenly about to be a Pornhub top 10 category. Shes about to make mad lemonade and get a fat Lenovo paycheck too.

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@FIEND4DAMONEY This man said "Lil Fiend still want the greens, the cornbread AND the cabbage" and I still reference this line every time I'm negotiating a pay raise at work.

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White guy can smashes a 1 of a kind guitar and y'all bought millions of tickets to see that movie. Literally.

Black woman gently and respectfully* plays a slave flute and I guess this is what palm colored people are mad about today.

*as Lizzo could be

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Leave it to MAGAs to be mad about shit THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXISTED.

Oh you knew about a crystal flute? Shit the FUCK up you know you lyin wit cho lyin ass.

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

@darientechnos Hahahahahahaha I love shit like this to read in the morning

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

@JeffVaderJr Happy birthday Neal

[Rob Sekay (Ubiera) @robsekay]

It was wild how people don't see color until the Little mermaid became black 🤣

[The Madd Wikkid @mwikkid]

@robsekay adjusted for wider reach: "WHY DOESNT MICROSOFT ___ WORK?"