Rob Spence

Australian actor/comedian. specialist in funny walks, inappropriate behavior and bad spelling

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

Wer ist auch so ein harter Typ? 💪

#schlägertyp #comedy #witz #madmen #standupcomedy #robspence… https://t.co/hifIGALNBj

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

Hey Twitter followers - sorry about the lack of activity - I will link this now to Instagram: robspencecomedy as it't too much for me to add content to Facebook - twitter -instagram etc.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

Up to 17 pages of gags for my new show... but my most important project is to keep living.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I just talked to my mum & she told me70% of the men from my home town have had sex in the shower... the other 30% have never been in prison!

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

Trying to motivate myself to write a new show today... somehow my body thinks it's much more important for my health to go for a swim!

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I just read that the average man burns 150 calories during an hour of sex… if it lasts an hour it isn’t an average man!

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

Just realised that I'm really good at multi tasking... as long as the tasks don't need to get finished.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

You never know how much shit you own until you move! I'm glad I'm a comedian and not a elephant trainer.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

In Geneva you spend more time waiting in line registering a car then you do in prison for a violent crime.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

am spending my day in government offices filling out forms so I can change Kantons...I like standing in lines it's just the waiting I hate

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

a new video on youtube
http://t.co/zTRVImJ for hot summer days and lovers of ice cream

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I posted 14 photos on Facebook in the album "Rob's Comedy Club" http://fb.me/13yD6l4hJ

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I posted 8 photos on Facebook in the album "Salto Natale "elegance tour"" http://fb.me/TZJsS89S

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I posted 9 photos on Facebook in the album "fotos from the olden days" http://fb.me/13D7llm2u

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I just realized that the only thing I hate more than having faults, is people reminding me of them.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I've been having a tough couple of years and I just realized why... I've been going through puberty.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

Haben einige Übersetzungen für meinen Hund und erkannte, dass meow ist woof in cat! jetzt sind sie immer zusammen viel besser! Perhaps not!!

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I might use google translate. Did some translating for my dog and realised that meow is woof in cat! now they are getting along much better!

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

So this is my first real tweet and I am not sure wether to do it in English or in German or in both... decisions, decisions.

[Rob Spence @RobSpence1]

I stink therefor I am!