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Ate to much potato salad now going to squat. See y’all on the other side 🤘🏻

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@peoplewhoworkatproteincompany stop putting the damn scooper in the bottom of the tub It’s getting old #scooperonthelid

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Today is sweaty out

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@ntahmisyan

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I feel like at the age of 29 I shouldn’t be getting soap in my eyes every time I shower…

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@jaimeebeyer Some regular ass kitchen scissors and I was thinking Bowl cut 🤔

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Just scheduled some random guy in the gas station for a hair cut tomorrow l… I don’t or have never worked in a barbershop but guess I got my first client 💈✂️

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@jaimeebeyer I still have so many questions… who looks that similar to me that he didn’t know i wasn’t his barber after having a face to face conversation. Do I just use regular chicken scissors from my house? What do I do if he says gimme the usual?

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@jaimeebeyer It really is 😅 I have an interesting life

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@jaimeebeyer For a cut. I can’t keep cutting it myself. So I just said well alright then I guess I’ll see you tomorrow bro.

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@jaimeebeyer Well I walked into the gas station and this guy walked in and was like oh damn bro haven’t seen you in a while how you been blah blah blah so I’m like uhh good. So he’s like you still over there so I said yah I’m still there… and he goes iight imma come see you tomorrow

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Ohhh Halsey, I also keep a record of the wreckage in my life

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@Chuglidell @PopCrave @ntahmisyan @Chuglidell @ntahmisyan just gets my phone and continues my legacy

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@_briannaflora @Chuglidell You get the gist of it

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@_briannaflora

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@Chuglidell

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One thing I’ve realized since being hit by a car is that cars fuckin hurt

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@Seajay_T Yahhh that’s my bad 😅

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Remember to look before you make a u turn in the middle of the road and slam into someone on a motorcycle 🤘🏻