Rob Stoops

I coach ball I win em all -a poem by me rob stoops

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

So I was having a problem with my search engine (im a Windows dad) so I tried to call the Hotline Bing ;-) -big coach rob

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

(feeling down in the dumps)

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

Hi guys and dolls (ladies) I know I've been pretty quiet lately (my phone is very.old) but i am still your number 1 coach boy -coach rob

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

I was watching my love sherry coal being interviewed and wow e she sure is beautiful ;´¬] -"big" coach rob (sooner legend)

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

What did the two oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved! Haha just a joke to think about in your spare time ;¬] -coach rob

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

I snuck some muscle milk into this hanibal burgers concert ;-)

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

It's offseason for me (I'm rob stoops) and I am #goingonavacation which Bahama has the most beer on it

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

But wowe you sooner guys and cutie pies (ladies) should see this new guy we have. He can really play some football ;'¬] -coach stoops

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

Wowe sorry for the lack of updates sooner fans. I dropped my phone into the gatoraid bucket and it got ruined ;¬[ -rob

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

Time for some "sugar" (cocaine) #victoryguy #boyswhowinbowlgames

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

If we win this game I think I'm gonna take the guys to Colorado for "the green bowl" #touchdowntube

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

Ok nice time to score some touchdowns and win some bowls -coach rob

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

@DJDaveRealTalk I prefer 6 point beers

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

I'm not recruiting kickers anymore. I'm just going to do touchdowns

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

@kookycorduroys idk sleep in it I guess. Team slumber party time to busy out the weejee board #spooky

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

Enjoying a different kind of "mint" with the team in the bus on the way back to Norman ;-] we call our bong "the touchdown tube" #resinated

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

I asked josh highpull for some "mint" for my cocoa. Good thing he knows that means rumple minze ;-] oh lordy! #bestfriends #loveit

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

Old guy winter is in full effect today! Good thing I brought my snuggie to the game. I'm gonna be toasty with hot cocoa :-]

[Rob Stoops @RobStoopsOU]

I'm doin rob stoops stuff