JarJar Siwa

Comedian and actor and co-host of extremely sporadic podcast @thepraisedown
he/him

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

I live and work on a mountaintop top in New Mexico where I ran into this painter. His name is Rady El Basha. After a few years I finally got him to show me his paintings, and I love them! They're unique, strange, funny, beautiful in a way I've never seen anywhere. Take a look. RB

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

theatre etiquette is horrendous now. i asked the person next to me if i could have a sip of their coke as i was thirsty. they looked at me weirdly, and then yelled at me for scrolling through tiktok during the boring parts of the movie ?

[kai @ssvankai]

accidentally stumbled upon this crazy paper abstract

[nick @herbieblunt]

reminded (as i often am) of this bit from slaughterhouse five

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

We're working on an app that lets you gamify loving your kids

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Return of the king

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

Unironically: finally someone has the guts to say it. One day we will look at cars the same way we look at lead water pipes. Number two worst technology after AI.

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

Raising canes in north hollywood is playing utada hikaru

[Hello @VeinRichard]

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

there’s a literacy crisis. back in my day people used to mix up exacerbate and exasperate, now they’re fucking up a part and apart

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

watching a documentary that follows an unhinged feud between a horse trainer & a former client. this is how the man describes the horse feud

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

putting my prized apple pie on this windowsill… here, on the top floor of the world trade center

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

https://t.co/NoCB5xDFRC

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

I should probably promote on here that I'm on a comedy show with a REALLY stacked lineup (Jamie Loftus, Clare O'Kane, ANDY KINDLER) on the Ides of May. I'll reply with ticket link, I think that helps the algorithm