Robert

Tickles

[Alex Renton @axrenton]

Today you can walk from Brighton to the Scottish border without treading on Tory-held soil. #landslide

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Rob Burrow. Incredible.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto!
Along with National Service we’re also bringing back:
Hanging
Fox hunting
Black & White TV
Rationing
Grammar Schools
The cane
Typewriters
Lice
Rickets
Virginity
World War
& Britain will look like this👇
Huzzah!

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

"Mansour has come to Britain and given the Tories a huge amount of money and he immediately gets a knighthood from Rishi Sunak. That seems to me straight forwardly corrupt. Shouldn't they both be in jail?"

[Jenny Jones @GreenJennyJones]

Thank you @JolyonRubs Desperate times.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Oliver Dowden says Gary Lineker should stay out of politics.

Lets do a little test of public opinion.

If Gary Lineker should stay out of politics LIKE
If Oliver Dowden needs to get out of politics RT

[John Amaechi OBE @JohnAmaechi]

1/6 Always remember the tyranny of authoritarian language.

That way powerful people change the way they describe the same concept, but with starkly juxtaposed language for different populations🧵

[Russell England 💉💙🇪🇺🧳🌻🇺🇦🗿🌍 @RussellEngland]

@talkRADIO "The Tory party are almost entirely funded by Russian oligarchs, most of whom are sanctioned" - Ian Hislop, 8th October

[Chris Shaw @The_ChrisShaw]

Seriously, nothing to add...

[Robert @Robsworth]

Joe Weatherley. Block 37. RowQ. Seat 322. #t20finalsday

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

5 pledges

[Otto English @Otto_English]

An absolute classic of the "quick for fucks sake delete it" genre.

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

this is fabulous - "what could be more British than an unnecessary queue to get to a continent you voted to leave because you cant holiday in your own country where everything's too expensive and all the rivers and beaches are full of shite"

[Robert @Robsworth]

@LUFC @HisenseUK @chlosworth

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Man of his word.