Robert Teto

Husband • Father • Digital Nobody • Mediocre • Unbothered • Moisturized • Happy • In My Lane • Focused • Flourishing

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

in law school i took ‘international law’ from mark tushnet, where i learned that the whole thing is basically fake, the equivalent of counting to three over and over while your toddler runs circles around you

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

Jon Hamm: a G.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@1followernodad Computer, show me a nightmare blunt rotation.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@ProjectLincoln

[Robert Teto @robteto]

It’s not even close and I’m not sorry about it.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@MilesKlee “Oh, you think doxxing is your ally. But you merely adopted the doxx; I was born in it, molded by it.”

[Robert Teto @robteto]

I’m still unsure which camp I’m in regarding the ChatGPT debate, but nevertheless this is an important thread. We have to ask ourselves what role AI will have, and should have, and whether or not technological evolution is simply a byproduct of unstoppable human evolution.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@brendengallager Seriously. There has to be a Swifty on Capitol Hill that recently had their dreams annihilated who can empathize. Pearl Jam/Taylor/@RepKatiePorter collab?

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@MilesKlee All it took was the nihilistic humor of one of their flight attendants to turn him into a frequent Southwest flier.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@Srirachachau @MilesKlee Director’s cut got it right

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@PrimandPropah It’s the toxic relationship we can’t quit.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

I’m never logging off this app, if nothing else, for the brutal takedown of annoying tech bro groupies.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@PrimandPropah The chess moves these influencers are playing rn selling to kids who in turn must cross-sell the idea to their parents in order to open their wallets… gotta respect the hustle.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

My Myers-Briggs is a mix of introvert/extrovert and whatever this is:

https://t.co/xVBF89c0aC

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@RifewithKatie @MilesKlee There is a sleeveless version available made just for you.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@brendengallager We’re all playing checkers while Sleepy Joe is out here playing 9D chess.

[Robert Teto @robteto]

Some of you don’t remember the original gazpacho police and it shows.

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Just to clear things up, @RepMTG

Gazpacho: a vegetable-based Spanish cold soup
Gestapo: Nazi Germany's secret police

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

I was just held hostage by a group of Somalian pirates and learned 10 things that you can apply to Enterprise SaaS

Time for a thread 🧵👇

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@brendengallager I’m honestly divided on this topic. Art that’s inspired by other people should be encouraged, but at what point does the artist - perhaps one with enormous influence and resources - have a responsibility towards their subject? https://t.co/yYNsorsKnv

[Robert Teto @robteto]

@dyllyp