Update:
Watched first episode of 9 Perfect Strangers. Not quite sure what the hell is going on but keeping all open mind.
Tonight we started The Chair. Loving it.
@willjuliancomic I leave the receipts on to keep myself in check and make sure that I reply to people in a timely manner. But when you text me, I like to open the message and then ignore it for at least a few days.
@jeffgilbert31 The crust is the hardest part of the quiche making process. Save yourself lots of work and make one or two big quiches to slice up. It won't be as cute but your guests will still be happy. If they're not happy while eating quiche, they shouldn't have been invited to your party.
Can someone - ANYONE - please ask Donald Trump why he wants to be President? @FoxNewsSunday - can Chris Wallace help me out on Sunday? It’s a simple question (and pretty much guarantees a senseless, meandering answer), but I’m genuinely curious as to what Trump might say.
Had to dig myself out of chest-high powder more than once this weekend (often with the help of @andrewKoerner), but moments like this made it all worth it. Footy cred: adamplatypus #pow @… https://t.co/stXoUWIoia
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, Chief? He’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya,… https://t.co/qdsqFxX6De
Happy Birthday, Dad. Here’s a nice picture of us reveling in the untamed might of the ocean as Phoebe and Liam get pummeled by waves. Love you! 📸 hanfam2583 @ Block Island https://t.co/6cohcy0pRb
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