Rob Shipp

Frequent Titleist loser. Definitely married up.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

Theory: “push button to cross” at a crosswalk and “close door” button in an elevator never work and were never engineered to do so.

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

Welcome to Oxford @CoachToddCooley‼️

Ole Miss officially hires Todd Cooley as Director of High School Relations/Assistant to the Head Coach

#HottyToddy

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@fried_egg_golf LXXII golf

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

It is a seven minute drive from the hospital to the Rafah crossing, which Israel controls. That the US has not managed to get these American medical staff out of Gaza, and get new aid workers in to replace them, is a scandal of insane proportions.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@StingrGolf @KentMurphy Wow. That’ll cost him.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

https://t.co/KtVOydxKLP

[#DSUFamily @DeltaStateFB]

🟢 Congratulations to our back-to-back GSC Coach of the Year, Todd Cooley!
#WhereChampionsPlay

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

If you have to turn your iphone calculator to landscape mode to be able to fit in the amount of your accounting error, you should seek another career field. #6.2bn

[Delta State University @DeltaState]

Great job, @DeltaStateFB 👏
https://t.co/95Gwep33rk

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

Never disappoints.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

Stiffler’s mom has a great agent.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@LouStagner @ArccosGolf 30

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@MSEMA

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@MSEMA This was southbound on 61 this morning in Shaw. Top right corner.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

Most people are good.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

If they could somehow produce one at-home covid test per second 24 hours a day, it would take a little over 31 years to make a billion of them.

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@jeninok99 @draditinerurkar @ScottGottliebMD What state is currently having a surge?

[Rob Shipp @robthefifth]

@jamesglorioso @LukeSheekey @CoachToddCooley Anybody want $5?