Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar

Thoughts of a Yale business student. IQ of 163.

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Me if i was an anteater and i saw ants (probably)

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Keep a picture of LaNorris Sellers as my desktop background as a reminder of what life's all about #LaGoat

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Do female college soccers players ever actually play or do they just spend all 4 years soft launching an influencer career #larp

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Random yankees suck chant at the a's game #unitedwestand

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Man that lanorris sellers to nitro tuggle connection gonna be a movie

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Anyone know any good liquor to give to kids? My 8 year old nephew just isn't exciting enough right now.

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Watching LaNorris Sellers highlights in between my sets

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At what point during a job search do you just threaten to kill yourself live on zoom if they don't give you the job

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Matter of fact, new york and new jersey could float off into the Atlantic and the US average IQ would go up 20 points.

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Mfs from NY/NJ will sit there for an hour preaching about their "one of a kind" bagels; "oh you just wouldn't know!" as if it isnt an unflavored piece of sourdough bread shaped in a circle

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Think I've decided to join the NBA... this 2k shit kinda fun🤷🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️ #femboyfriday

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Mfs who are saying brunson is better than tatum you don't deserve eyes

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Id deadass rather give my money to the IRS than a woman

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If OG doesn't win finals mvp we gotta just end televised basketball forever #fucktheknicks

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Right now one of the craziest bitches you know (yes YOU!) is cutting their hair above the shoulders.. know that their final form is coming soon.

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Why does every single chick have a "get naked" bathmat. I have never seen such a universal piece of decor

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Do people from new jersey not own a single shirt that fits them?

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Buccee's is consumerism hell and I have been damned

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So turns out toilet paper is meant for your butt but the toilet brush isnt... and i was supposed to know this how??

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Instead of a campus crawl I'm doing a campus crop dust

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You'll be having the most stressful night of your life and your hbs decide it's time to break the record for highest decibals hit in a human conversation