Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar

Thoughts of a Yale business student. IQ of 163.

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Me if i was an anteater and i saw ants (probably)

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Why do djs only let ugly girls behind the booth?

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Drinking coconut water while dressed head to toe in Brooks Brothers #fucktheCrown #fucktheWhale #BondedbyBrooks

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@rickdankworth #manifestation

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I kinda understand when bad actors get movies because they're hot but like how did nicholas cage ever get roles

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Hey kiddo, santa comes tomorrow, remember to set out the plate of wings and 6 pack of bud heavy #ideservethis

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I don't care how much of a rocket you are, I am NOT swiping through your 20 slide vegas dump for the "surprise at the end"

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Entourage would really be so much better if E wasn't an auraless chud

[DML @drakemayeloverr]

Fill it out accordingly please

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you're talking to bad bitches at club, im getting head from a furry in VRChat, we are not the same.

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@rickdankworth Preach. Just means you've got a mighty pisser tho #racehorse

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Oh you go outside and rock climb and fish and enjoy nature? Cool bro but you will never understand what it's like to bounce niche tiktok references off your hbs while sloppy drunk off a case of keystone. #Sacrifices #ChampionRankChud

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You'll be so interested in a girl and right after you tell your friends about her, she'll send you some shit like this and you just hold your head in your hands for half an hour

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You can give a bitch the world, but she'll probably turn it down if she cant post it on ig #ifyougiveamouseacookie

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Mike Tomlin's minecraft world was so good that it actually makes me think he shouldn't have been fired. Nick Sirianni would've built his house out of dirt and andesite like the Neanderthal he is

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Bad bitch influencers get a job in social media and soon realize that it's a lot harder to get followers when you cant show your face and wear a push up bra #LowSkillLabor

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Genuinely the worst week to be boston sports fan, but every Yankees fan ive seen in the stands is an unlovable blob of lard #fanmogged

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Boy do I love rhamondre stevenson!😁😁#18fumbles #finallylegal

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@rickdankworth Carlos and Gio Lopez while the rest of their team shits itself

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@rickdankworth Just like any other sad event in a man's life. You bottle it up, push it down deep inside, and then subconsciously take it out on your future kids. (Also, womps)