Broccoli Rob

Educator | Musician | Performer | Traveller | Not Actually Broccoli | He/Him

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

@gothamsports wtf is this? make a better app

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

@jalenbrunson1 is an animal

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

bad news everyone I just learned how to do an RFK Jr impression

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

“These hoes chase bread, aw damn, she got a bird brain” could he the funniest line in any rap song ever. thanks @BigSean

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Diddler on the Roof

[trash jones @jzux]

babe come here you’re missing the possum eclipse

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

it should be illegal to change the layout of the grocery store

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

you think the pope’s ever had Malort?

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

A fan in the stands became The Pope before the White Sox made it back to the World Series

[jules 🏴‍☠️🇵🇸antifa bus driver 💀🚍 @punishedjules]

So I taped two 40s to my hands, which was the style at the time

[𝗞𝗲𝘀𝗼 💫 @KesoWrld]

The Tim Duncan of ice cream. One of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

the papal conclave has now entered the talent portion of the competition

[UncleSamsNaughtyFella @JustAJaneJ]

no conspiracy theorist but…🧐🤷‍♀️

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

Pope Francis

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

BREAKING: Despite critics calling it 'deplorably inhumane', Alabama to move forward with new 'Conversation with JD' method of execution

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

My girlfriend has split the O

[Nick Maraldo @nickmaraldo]

We’ve seen more bat innovation in 1 week than we have in the past 200 years of baseball

[Broccoli Rob @robthomas1027]

this brady/snoop stand up to hate commercial is a tough watch every time

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Pete Hegseth is messy.