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[robert tormey @robtormey]

Unfortunately Swansea had the KI to unlock united's defence today

[Film4 @Film4]

This just in... The Inbetweeners 2 is coming to UK cinemas on 6th August!

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@lisaon20 no problem would you like a few colours for every occasion?

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This is brilliant!

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@owen_coz your famous

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 2002, a 19-year-old garbage collector won $15 million dollars - He spent it on gambling, drugs and prostitutes. He's a garbage man again.

[robert tormey @robtormey]

Rachel just gets better with every series of friends #iloveyou

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@lisaon20 beach and cocktails 😃🍹☀🍻

[robert tormey @robtormey]

“@UberFacts: Alloxodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.”@lisaon20 @owen_coz

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. It was a small container filled with buzzing bees.

[robert tormey @robtormey]

This late night studying is killing me #we'vegottokeepourcomposurewe'vecometoofar#allnighter

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Tripping on LSD has helped at least 2 Nobel prize winners in their scientific discoveries.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If Kobe was to miss his next 5,000 free throws in a row, he would still have a better free throw percentage than Shaq.

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@lisaon20 or the 17th :)

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@AmyyNolan if only plus I'd have the memory of sleeping with Rachel Zane

[Man Utd Stuff @ManUtdStuff]

Spend since inception of PL in '92:
• Chelsea £842m - 3 titles
• Man City £704m - 1 title
• L'pool £602m - 0 title
• United £532m- 13 titles

[Gareth Bale @GarethBale11]

Congrats to Man United on winning the title

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

All Tiger did is drop the ball wrong. Call that cheating Last time I played golf I used my foot to stop windmill turning then took my shot

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@lisaon20 Id give anything to motorboat them bad boys

[robert tormey @robtormey]

@aoiffe_oreilly score #gottheshift