Caroline Anderson

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Ppl be bragging about their new jobs....
#nice, but did Baja Fresh send you a Christmas card this year?

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

One of my toxic traits is that if I burn something on a pan, my instinct is to throw the pan out

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Went surfing two days in a row, followed by Olympic club last night… think the last time I was this sore was when I was full time training 20+ hours a week #washedup

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

New fav thing is DMing celebs and following up with “any thoughts?” the next day when they obvi don’t respond

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

If someone texts you “happy new year” but you don’t have their number.. what would you respond

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Never thought I would say this... but I read for atleast an hour every night. This pandemic really has me reading actual books from start to finish instead of watching TV (used to hate reading)

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Call me basic... but nothing beats listening to Ed Sheeran on a cloudy day, catching up on emails while sipping on an iced coffee in a cozy sweatshirt

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

@TheRealMDonat No clue who! So gross tho

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Ew

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Should I step outside today?

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

@sfmta_muni I got a parking ticket in the Marina, but when I went to my windshield to open it... I noticed someone already opened it and took the ticket out, leaving just an empty envelope... is that legal? What should I do?

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

1. don’t go

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THREAD: as a waiter, here’s a list of things you can do to increase safety when eating at dine in restaurants: (1/11)

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

thread of very good dogs protesting for justice

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

Would you narc on your neighbors if they had a gathering outside of over 15 people?

[Caroline Anderson @robuanderson]

When the humans ask if you want to ride in the car, but you overhear them talking about the vet: