ßöbbį Ñørrīš

Worlds biggest Dyson fan.

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

@McDonaldsCanada I love the Big Mac because no matter where in the world you are, you know you can find a little taste of home!! It’s simple, delicious and nostalgic #BigMac50 #Contest

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Vote for Lone Bison IPA! You won’t regret it!! https://t.co/RCChPsweRS

[BeerGuyChris @beerguychris]

Another #IPApril #Elite8 matchup! Only 7 #AlbertaIPA remain and we pick our final four this week! @Zeroissuebeer and @RibstoneCreek are head to head - Vote, RT, and checkout the bracket at https://t.co/WIY5dvDJko - #AlbertaBeer #yycbeer

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Had a rare encounter with my crush today...it went incredibly well #jokes #itdidnt

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

@Tinder I never received my code 😣#fundhercause

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

COUPLA BIG @NLLROUGHNECKS FANS! #nllroughnecks #vanvscgy

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

I definitely knew who @camerondallas was before but I'm very much so obsessed after watching #ChasingCameronOnNetflix 😍

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

If traveling has taught me one thing, it's that I don't have to lie when uncomfortable #honestbonest #istillliealot

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Remember the good old days when people use to flirt with you through twitter? #yeameneither #orrrrrdoi

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Was so excited to get my hands on the @glossier Haloscope Highlighter stick but they don't ship to Canada...were not even that far away!

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

I'm flabbergasted by the way people think they can talk to a girl over the phone. It's 2016! #Imnotflirting #Idontwannadateyou 😡

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

All I want in life is an MVP award

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Efficient is similar to a fish in a net but like not

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Just realized that I bought 6 new lipsticks this week but still not feeling like I have a problem #gottatryemall

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

I'm feeling annoyed for no reason at all and it's annoying!

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

Me: I should get side bangs again
@MollsNor: no.

[ßöbbį Ñørrīš @roburtamarie]

The worst part of a break up is having to explain to people "what happened" #really #noneurbiznaz