Shmurkle

I don’t use this app to jerk off anymore

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

Guy that sits on his balls and crushes them: hi

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

Guy that digs in his man pussy: hi

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

White guys named carter be diggin in they gooch

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

@Skyeezy_ Sorry

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

@Skyeezy_ Fuck you

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

We all got a white friend named carter who got 2.3k twitter posts

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

in a septic tank eating you guessed it!! #poop

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

@jigglypuuffed Dude that’s my joke

[me @naahdeaaa]

@unravelmyheart ball squirrel???? nigga gtfo

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

@TheMW3Goat @jigglypuuffed What if I breath down your neck with my putrid breath?

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

@jigglypuuffed 3 likes and a repost ur going places

[boochie @gayniggadick]

dude why is it genuinely hotter than pomni trench foot porn today

[Javier * @XavierxOP]

Me: bruh the AC cant be that cold 😭

The AC:

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

When bro says diddy stuff

[Shmurkle @robustpudding]

@apromiselp @maxwellshmurda @berry_gatherer @francessonder Watch out bro

[juggador @juggad0r]

Woke up before 10am even tho I’m unemployed