Mary Ellen Robusto

Healed me is meaner ✨️

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

declining any gifts and donating 26 million dollars to charity the weekend of your wedding is so classy

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

a nice man asked me if i want to be his plus one for taylor’s wedding, we’re heading to the airport yay

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Red state Americans turning their thermostats down to 66

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

The New York Jets have threatened to play football soon

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

the woman who wrote “and i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her…and im fading” is getting married this week

[REY @AOTY2024]

happy birthday diana, you would've loved the smallest man who ever lived by taylor swift

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Twins prospect Walker Jenkins is a hero for this

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

I think he’s suggesting she shouldn’t get throat punched without a foul being called.

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

Packers fans pointing out Micah Parsons being held almost every play he’s on the field

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Indiana Fever to issue a special uniform to protect Caitlin Clark from brutal attacks.

[Softboy @softboywin]

A will? I don't even have a way

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Sophie Cunningham taking over the X feed 😭

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

Just in case you never saw the ending to The Lion King…

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨SPECIAL🚨

One year after his heart transplant, T.J. Olsen told his father, Greg Olsen, that his biggest wish was to visit Green Bay and meet Aaron Rodgers.

Rodgers made sure it happened and TJ couldn’t stop smiling.

A truly special moment.

Class ❤️

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

We went from it’s so over, to we are so back.

[cris🧋— ilya rozanov’s lover @crishatesall]

por eso odio cuando dicen “tuve mi momento de medias de abejitas porque me regaló lo que le dije que quería” Y NO LPM SE TRATA DE QUE NO TENGAS QUE DECIRLO, que te conozca tan bien que lo sepa así que dejen de agradecerles por lo mínimo