Rob

Humanist, father, optimist. I write code for food & rent. 8bits, Bowie, The Cult, pro EU, for the many, and Oxford commas.

[Rob @robuttley]

You know how you can have effortless, wordless exchanges with people you know well, even after a long passage of time apart?

The dog just looked at me and we both agree the next door neighbours’ BBQ smells absolutely incredible.

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@AGoldmund Mumford & Sons.

Oh, you said worst band NAME.

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@JDVance Haven’t you got your own systemic police & immigration issues to address, you sofa-shagging bible-licking ghoul?

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@suespensley The same Nigel who failed to actually do a single day of work as an MEP? Who only acts as an MP when the camera is on him or when it gives him a chance to further his own agenda?
You think he’s unproven and deserves a chance?

Let’s hope you’re in a minority, or we’re fucked.

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Is anyone else watching this confused narcissist fuckwit just rambling away, talking shite as the world burns? Am I the only person witnessing this?

He is astonishingly delusional. It’s compelling. It’s a masterclass carcrash.

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@CaswellCharles Is this real? There are bits that sound like he’s using a kill switch - does he have that under his foot?

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@TheRealJamieKay A spoon or two of plum tomatoes. Otherwise, that’s awesome. 👍🏼

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@SteveInmanClips Wireless hole puncher 🤣

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Bizarrely happy to find a couple of our really old iPads and my OG iPod touch (a gift from ex wife, Xmas 2007). Happily taking some charge right now. Looking forward to the snapshot in time of games & music.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

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@davepl1968 Come on Dave. This is clickbait, right?

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

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@AndrewRTDavies We’re NOT celebrating the birth of Christ you devisive fucker. As a majority, we are not, it’s as simple as that. It’s a time to be off work (for many people, not all) and have a few days with family. It’s at the time of a Christian festival, it was a pagan one before that.

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@allrockmusic Desert Plains

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@Budgetdog_ Other rich people.

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@HenryBlackadder @JoannaNewSum41 For me, One Hot Minute is filed under “their last solid album”.

It’s in a short section labelled “the only ones you need” which contains OHM, BSSM and Mother’s Milk.

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@GuitarStuffAndy Stuart Adamson

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@GuitarStuffAndy Bill Nelson

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@TheExtremeMusi1 While Andy Bell is in the band, they’re not even the best songwriters in Oasis…

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@chepchumba_val Gay, I guess. He’s probably gay.

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@LeilaniDowding That 700,000 figure is absolutely ridiculous, there’s no basis for it whatsoever.

Does Harry, who appears to be an Indonesian grifter, believe some rich people leaving the country would cause entire companies (with shareholders, in most cases) to just cease?
Ridiculous thinking.