Rob

I'm so lazy that whilst writing my autobiography I killed myself off on the third page.

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

Loaf of Pi #DoughyMovies

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

Top Bun #DoughyMovies

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

Scone With The Wind #DoughyMovies

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

#WhenLifeGivesYou lemons, I've still got lemons

[Jeff🍷 @JeffSarcastic]

#JustOnceIWish

dinner would make itself

[Johnsense. @Johnsense38]

#JustOnceIWish for infinite wishes. Just once.

[Jimish @jimishbathia]

#JustOnceIWish I have 125 wishes

[Dan @Danimal941]

#JustOnceIWish Gordon Ramsay would accidentally call spaghetti "pasketti" while screaming at someone

[Toya D. George @Solely_Toya]

#JustOnceIWish You would offer to help without me having to ask 😐

[The Philter @Philthetrench]

#JustOnceIWish I would win the lottery. One time, that's all I need.

[CJ Vercetti @VercettiCJ]

#JustOnceIWish I could have sharks with laser beams attached to their heads @BratPackTags @66Betty @Nessa_Star4 @jennfarrar7 @JeffSarcastic

[magna @mentalerase]

#JustOnceIWish I wouldn't wake up three minutes before my alarm

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

#JustOnceIWish there was an extra weekend day called "Funday"

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

#JustOnceIWish Monday was later in the week

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

#LoseWeightIn4Words
PUT THE PIE DOWN!

[Heath😈 @hdtorch]

#ItHelpsIfYou are medicated when dealing with your In-Laws.

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

#ImMoreBoringThan a digestive, not the chocolate kind

[Rob @robwatsonnnn]

Axl Roses and Chocolates #RomanticCelebrities