Rob Whitney

Tech junkie. Print fanatic. Fairly well-liked individual.

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Man, I signed up as soon as the site was announced, still waiting on my Flatus Package!! Come onnnnn UPS…

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@TRealSlimJadey Wow, Happy Birthday young lady!! Miss ya~

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Dunno about that caller, but THANKS for Mambo #5. Dick. 😘

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@TRealSlimJadey That’s bonnnnnnkers!! And SO well deserved, you the bestestestest. 💜

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Eliott will do “anything” for $600 mil? We already know what he’ll do for just $20!! #LeaveOurShirtsAlone

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Hey, what time you want to meet me E??

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline RIP, y’all had a good run!!

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Tell me he’s going to tutor Diane in math!! On air

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Worst ASMR - evvvvverrrrrr

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Might as well throw to “Monkey Wrench”. 🤣

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Just found this relic in our coat basket.

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@BlueJacketsNHL @EITMonline @Ticketmaster SO glad I’m not eating lunch at this very minute. Oh, wait…🤢

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Standing in line (overnight many times) for concert tix. AWESOME times

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Didn’t go with “Deuce” really? Missed opportunity

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline I have vids, I’ll see if I can send to D

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline My Subaru touchscreen got “corrupted” somehow and would act possessed-change channels on its own, switch to Nav, jump ALL over the place and I couldn’t stop it.
Fought with the Dealer for a month, they wanted like $2k until I proved it was a known issue.

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EffinBirds I’m not sayin’ entirely that this page is the one that got me fired, buuuuuut it *was* the one up the day before it happened. #FuckEmAnyway

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Use the Email Check too, it’s free and will disturb you to no end. fml

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@EITMonline Yup, I’m all OVER this page. Cool

[Rob Whitney @robwhitney]

@TRealSlimJadey Wow super cringe. Unfollowed