Robyn Elliott🦋

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

[paige @BonerWizard]

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

[trace࿏ @flunched]

funerals wayyyy too expensive. y’all throw me in an airfryer when it’s my time

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

I’ve been on Twitter since 2009. I’m just now realizing the home button is a bird house.

[🌿mols @mollysiimpson]

Dogs getting ‘the zoomies’ is probably up there as the funniest and most wholesome thing to watch, they just look so happy🥺

[🇯🇲J MONEY™🇯🇲 מלכּה @jnoahmorgan]

I’m isolating over Christmas and my boyfriend, who just got out of isolation himself, surprised me with a Christmas dinner, a diamond necklace and his gorgeous smile, in my front garden. I have to marry this man 😭 made me the happiest woman alive. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

potatoes are way too good 😂😂 whether they’re fried, mashed, baked, etc

[cal @callummccolgan]

sending that reading that
drunk text drunk text

[superb, short for superbitch @paytxhn]

had to run straight out the shop after closing to catch my bus and ive got a big trench coat on so it was like flying out behind me and i heard some guy shout from the pub ‘its fucking dracula!’ actual nobody look at me again

[Robyn Elliott🦋 @robyn3lliott]

@nicolemarriottx @ZARA not happy!

[Robyn Elliott🦋 @robyn3lliott]

Shocking customer service @ZARA ! Still haven’t received my refund since June?

[McLovin ❤️‍🔥 @iCumNutella_]

I love when I’m drunk 😭 just be floating around smiling can’t hardly see lol

[ann ° @_annnsophie]

a green shower is all i need