Robyn Boyle

Scottish Artist
Insta/FB: @robynboyleart

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife is out of the country for 9 days. Trying to take full advantage of her absence, all I can think of is whether I can buy a couple of extra bird feeders before she gets back and tells me we don't need any more bird feeders.

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@tacopunching Haha I've done that before 🙈

[Ry @ryluvh3r]

@BussyGalore

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@tacopunching @TheADHDadults Gimmie a message on fb or insta and I can send you the questionnaires I got as part of my assessment so you can prepare for it 🙂

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@tacopunching 🤣🤣🤣

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@quietcoolkid Girlfriends day 🤣 haha I remember this

[Cat Mom 🐈‍⬛ @arocxo]

Always get comments like “oh my god ur only learning to drive now” (I’m 25) Like yes, my family couldn’t afford to pay for me to start driving, I worked a part time job through college to afford live, it’s expensive not everyone can afford the privilege of learning to drive at 17

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@quietcoolkid Haha 🤣 same

[Aisling Marron @aislingmarron]

Do women actually sit up in bed applying hand cream incessantly as they discuss the issues of the day with their other half like they do on TV? Is this something I should be doing? Sometimes they might walk busily around the bedroom but always with the handcream

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@aislingmarron 🤣🤣🤣

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@clairemacaulay_ Is it a goblincore playlist? 🤣

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@TotalMotherwell Total Fishing FC total fishing Fuck chat!!

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

My wee bro @TotalMotherwell said: "Robyn doesn't have a gym membership, she just goes roon the back ae the leisure centre and rips trees oot the ground and shouts at folk going in "you pay for that, I bench trees for free!"

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

Asked my maw if she could think of anything relevant before my ADHD assessment

Mum: Robyn,you're fucking constant. There's always a "thing." You always have something to tell me. You're non stop. I only got a break today because all you did was have a nap and go to the gym🤣🙈🤦🏻‍♀️

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@AldiUK middle bits are why I have a circular saw still in the box and a microscope I have used once to look at an onion.

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

@IanYoungBEIS We live in hope! 🧦

[Robyn Boyle @robynboyleart]

Do you have a 'Just In Case These Sock's Pairs Show Up, Even Though it's Been Years' basket or are you normal?