robo!!!

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[robo!!! @robynhensl]

@astroreeb 😯

[robo!!! @robynhensl]

@bennyymann EXACTLY

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

Aries be like “I know a spot, but I already went without you. I just wanted you to know”

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing

[robo!!! @robynhensl]

@mariaelisaruhl You look cute!

[robo!!! @robynhensl]

@mariaelisaruhl LISA

[robo!!! @robynhensl]

@astroreeb Do it

[robo!!! @robynhensl]

@fbgbenny Hahahahaha

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

It’s really rude of them to schedule an international crisis at the same time as my birthday

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[coronavirus pandemic diary]
Day 3: I’ve not had sex in 6 months

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

u know when you sauté up a lil garlic and some onion? that’s actually the whole point of being alive

[momma lex, m.b.a, m.a. @lexbex__]

Me crying in private bc my life sucks but realizing I have to get it together quickly bc I’m the funny friend...

[Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia]

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i'm off that omelette du fromage