Rob Zaleski

Marketing nerd with a penchant for office supplies. Head of Brand at @ShippingEasy. Interview #marketingweirdos at @keepmktgweird podcast. Lifelong #Browns fan.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

No, gay people are not trying to force their lifestyle on you. You're thinking of Republicans.

[Rob Zaleski @robzie_]

@PrestonGraff This is 100% true. I’m constantly impressed at the genuine, accepting, fun group of players we see at events. And there’s definitely some people I’ve seen and been like “YOU play Pokemon Go?!” It’s so great.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[J @jasonllevin]

MAGA: Trump could cure cancer and you'd still hate him.

Me: Trump could end cancer research and you would still love him.

Oh wait, he did. And you do.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is why no one wants to celebrate.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

They did, it was called America

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

And let’s leave it undisturbed.

[Rob Zaleski @robzie_]

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

[SmackeyCracks 🇺🇸 @SmackeyCracks]

All that's missing is a White House meth lab...

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SHOULDNT IT BE A BIGGER STORY THAT TRUMP USES THE DOJ TO INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN HE RAPED 🤷

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Dear TX MAGA: when they tell you #Talarico is ‘trans’, what they’re really telling you is 3 things: they’re terrified he’s gonna win; they think you’re so fucking stupid that you’ll believe this idiotic bullshit; & they have NO plan to fix your affordability issues. GET ANGRY!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist.

[Rob Zaleski @robzie_]

So I guess…Low-T Trump? lol

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Trump supporters say their $600 Trump watches ARE MISSING THE T.

The WATCH SPELLS “RUMP.”

One complains, “We expected it would have the integrity of the President.” You couldn’t make this up if you tried. Watch:

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

No snark, I genuinely don’t get it. Trump is one of the least masculine, most juvenile public figures out there. He’s needy, whiny, defensive, terrified of strong women, and visibly intimidated by powerful men.

How does his base spin this into the ultimate “strongman” image?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Talarico VS Paxton.