RoccoTheComic

My twitter is for my random thoughts, and my random complaining...
Stand-Up Comedian from NY 🇮🇹🇺🇸
Nonna's Favorite 🏆
Tried Keto.... Once 🥖

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Me showing my parents and their friends how to log into Facebook

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@SiavoushF The only way it bothers me is if he sees similar minutes that he saw this season. I think someone else needs to step up in his place.

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Courtside NBA seats look uncomfortable as hell. Every celebrity looks like they’re attending parent teacher conferences in a kindergarten classroom. #NBAFinals #Knicks #NBAPlayoffs

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I never paid much attention to him when he played but has Fabregas always been such a whiner?

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🚨🗣 Cesc Fabregas: "Nico Paz will not play for Inter, I can say that for certain. He'll either return to Real Madrid or stay at Como next season."

"Zanetti doesn't work for Real Madrid or Como... so respect must be shown. There were some small messages I didn't like."

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Whats going on with @XfinitySupport that theres been a internet outage for almost 24 hours when there hasn’t even been a storm?

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🚨 JUST IN: ITALY WORLD CUP SQUAD 🇮🇹

Gli Azzurri have officially announced the 23 man roster for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

#italiancomedy #growingupitalian #italianhumor #italianfamily #azzurri #worldcup2026 #italianamerican #soccerhumor #calcio #roccothecomic

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In Boca for 2 shows this weekend and @HIExpress Boca Raton won’t let me check into my room even though rooms are available. Emailed twice ahead of time, ignored. Front desk attitude makes it worse. Just trying to get ready for my shows.

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May have to rethink my decision to tell my kids that Francesco Toldo was one of my favorite players growing up after seeing how he drinks water…. #Inter

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The next President of the #FIGC should be…

He had his ideas, let him fix it all.

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BRO CAN YOU STOP BREATHING INTO YOUR MICROPHONE THE ENTIRE GAME @marccrosas @VIX

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@loladelcarril can you and your co-commentator learn to mute your microphone? Also he keeps breathing into his mic and his nose is whistling….. I wish I didnt have to tweet this. #ItalyBosnia @VIX

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Hey @VIX & @TUDNUSA can you teach your commentators to mute their damn mics? Hearing their conversations and breathing during the Italian National Anthem…

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POV: Arriving at Met Life Stadium because I don’t want to pay $225 to park my car to watch a #WorldCup match

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@LegacySiu Darmian

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Fun fact: The most Googled phrase the morning after #stpatricksday☘️ is “Why is my poop black?”

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POV: I find the YouTubers my sons watch who find it necessary to constantly scream at the top of their lungs every 10 seconds..

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You Can’t Win Being Italian on the Internet
https://t.co/KgJSpIdGb0 via @YouTube

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New episode out now… and somehow we ended up in a place I did NOT expect to go 🍕😂

#BOHPodcast #ItalianComedy #ItalianAmerican #RoccoTheComic #ComedyPodcast