LeRocheWay

#thedifference . Blackies Vet. Scoring Goals for over 6 decades. It is what I do. parody.

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

The team at LRW will be making no comment at this stage regarding recent rumours or allegations. The noughties were a prolific period on the pitch, though occasionally a lively one off it—and, like many, my memory of that time isn’t as sharp as it once was

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Anyone for a threesome?

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@mattleroche Take my money now !

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Thanks to follower rochenation365 for sending in the below. 👇. Can any of you LeRochers out there do any better???

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Birthday retweet .

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Been asked to present a trophy @ the Vets Referee of the year awards. Refs ❤️me. The grace. The goals. The fact they get to share a pitch with a footballing god. Little known fact but one ref after I score comes over and whispers Cyndi Laupers ‘time after time’ in my ear.

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

On my birthday - couldn’t make this shit up. Andrew Tate would blame the matrix.

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Waking up starring at my huge erection I knew today was going to be a good day.

For today is the special one’s birthday 🎂🎂

A birth date shared with other notable greats such as Jackie Chan, James Buster Douglas and the guy who used to do the Tango adverts before the ban

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Can I have monster munch tonight boss?
Cos of the good goal I done? Can I?

Course you can Matthew. Have a chomp too you loveable cunt.

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

“In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king”

A generational talent sat in the rafters 🤦‍♂️ ����‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ ⚽️🥅????

#inahazeinthehase

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Having my traditional Xmas morning wank to the New Order classic “Touched by the Hand of God”. I’m wearing a top hat and between each stroke I’m doffing it like a splendid Victorian gentleman. Happy Christmas everyone .

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

My favourite pic of me and waddler about to embrace during our time together in the south of France.

Broke my heart when he left me and Papin at Les Olympians

Remember him belting out Andrea Bocellis stunning ‘time to say goodbye’ to me down the phone. Fucking unreal . 😢

[JustDave @FieldDE]

@roche_way When the ball hits your head,
And you're sat in row Z,
Thaaaat's LeRocheWay

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

First met the Gallagher bros in the summer of 94. Both commented on how they enjoyed my swagger and mouthy attitude . We met again the following year at Dani Behrs annual halloween bash. I tried to finger Whigfield despite a dislocated knuckle if i recall …

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Played a Euros game today. A sniff of glue for every chance I’d have finished. My head feels like it’s expanding into orbit.
#prickstick #goalmachine

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

Waking up starring at my huge erection I knew today was going to be a good day.

For today is the special one’s birthday 🎂🎂

A birth date shared with other notable greats such as Jackie Chan, James Buster Douglas and the guy who used to do the Tango adverts before the ban

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

@sagres23 Big money signing under delivered. #Haltemprice howler

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1 nil up away from home... one on one with the keeper .. the inevitable happens.... yep! You guessed it. I’m wearing this baby again #worstonground

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

1 nil up away from home... one on one with the keeper .. the inevitable happens.... yep! You guessed it. I’m wearing this baby again #worstonground

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

During my short but ill tempered spell at the velodrome in the early 90s they used to call us the “three wise men”

Make no mistake the only gold delivered was from the boots of yours truly

Both sold me down the river when the bribery scandal broke in 93.

Cunts #rocheremembers

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

The team at LRW have been made aware of the growing campaign to bring the great one to hot seat.

Shifts on betting exchanges, local petitions, & pin badges on Etsy with the hashtag #rocheforcoach are in no way connected to this page.

No further comment at this stage

[LeRocheWay @roche_way]

In a nightclub in Sheffield last night.

Some bird invited me to

“Pick open my fanny like a rusty lock”

So hot.

#pulpfiction