Rochelle Randles

PR. MBA student. Boomer Sooner / Wreck 'Em. Rice Krispie treat purist. I love eating more than I hate running.

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Ever sewn your hair into a pair of pants while hemming a seam? Asking for a friend.

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@OhCorrica @gmcLikeTheCar @imALYSSAW MUST find that episode because you KNOW he is. Maybe they’ll reunite for the show & fall in love again.

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What kind of animal commits credit card fraud to order $85 worth of Dominos??

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@nikkiashleyyy Brooks all the way- Ghost, Adrenaline, and Glycerin are amazing!

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

He had me at “I don’t have Twitter”

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@MikeLeslieWFAA And then suddenly, I cared about college basketball.

[Texas Tech Probs @TexasTechProb]

Texas Tech: in OT vs Virgina

LPD in Lubbock:

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"Texas Tech is the cousin who shows up late at Thanksgiving and picks a fight over whether Lynyrd Skynyrd could beat up Dale Earnhardt."

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Making this finance class my boyfriend so I can convince myself I like it & obsess over the details even though I wasn’t that into it to begin with.

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When I hear “always act nicer than you feel,” but that’s literally what I’m already doing.

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@gmcLikeTheCar $5 if u use it in an email to any1 this week.

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Nothing has ever been so perfect. thank u, jeff & thank u, @gmcLikeTheCar https://t.co/DqDSlXKrMx

[Imperial War Museums @I_W_M]

This rare document from IWM’s collections shows the moment the First World War ended. The artillery activity it illustrates was recorded on the American front near the River Moselle, one minute before and one minute after the Armistice. #Remembrance2018
https://t.co/tRa8uGjHxk

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You know you’re on tilt when you use “literally” in an email to a professor & hope to God you used it correctly.

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@gmcLikeTheCar @starisbornmovie I mean, the context was some kind of date in a grocery store parking lot 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@gmcLikeTheCar @PatrickVoight @RealMarkBurnett Happy 5th of July Eve!! 🇺🇸 Do we do this every year?

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It just hit me that GE getting booted from the Dow is EXACTLY like when Regina George got kicked out of the Plastics’ lunch table group.

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All bets are off when there’s a flying bug in your car.

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@brister101 Anorak

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All these armchair legislators though.